Female Cashier at Lane #1: Can you help me?
Male Cashier at Lane #2: Sure, give me a sec.
(as I'm paying at Lane #2)
Female: Okay, well, as soon as you're done with that lady, take over my register.
Male: *face drops in a look of "ohnoshedidn't"*
Me: Did she just call me a lady?
Male & Me: *laugh hysterically*
(I turn around to face the lady.)
Female: What? I don't get it?
Male: You owe this GENTLEMAN an apology!!
Female: Huh? Wha...?
Me: *still laughing as I walk out of the store*